Oh God. I'm DESERVE to die alone.

yin: when is your birthday again
linda: 11/28
linda: i talked to this old monk
linda: once on top of a mountain
linda: and he said i would find true love when i was 24
linda: so i guess the deal is
yin: XD
linda: if nothing happens in 09
linda: i'm screwed
yin: i think you found true love a while back: LE ALCOHOL
linda: yeah but the only babies alcohol can give me are fetal alcohol syndrome ones
linda: ...oh god we're horrible people